you know what’s funny?

the funniest thing on earth is self important people who think they actually have something to say on their blog, when in reality everyone just laughs at how important they think they are. take me for example, the only person who reads my blog is my wife and i know it, so i don’t really care what i say here. i could rant on about how scientology is a scam started by a burnt-out sci-fi author and how hilarious it is that famous people actually get sucked in by it on a regular basis, but what’s the point? everyone else already said it about 350 times over or more. i think the more important issue is that i had some pretty bad gas this morning and when casey walked into our bedroom she had to deal with it. in the end though, i thought it was pretty funny. i mean she asked me what time it was and i responded with a big fart. what could be better than that?