warez kiddies always love to blame the isp. warezdeluxepalacecraphole.com is down, but every other website on the internet works fine? must be your isp. your wireless router connected 2 closed doors and a floor away is only giving you 70kB/sec downloads on kazaa lite? well hey, that’s gotta be your isp! and they always play like you’ve gotta be really dumb and straight-laced, like i’ve never heard the term warez before, or i need to have the concept of file sharing explained to me, or i don’t know what irc is. oh of course! i’ve haven’t been using all this stuff since 1996 or anything, please explain to me what efnet is! i’ve never heard of it and i need some 17 year old kid in his parents’ basement to explain it to me. what was that? you disabled your firewall and it all started working out of nowhere? no kidding, i never would have guessed. you’re telling me you rebooted your computer and now you can connect to msn fine? woah! that sure was hard! so norton has never given you a problem before, has it? there’s a first time for everything buddy. there’s a reason i’m paid to do this, and it’s not because i’m stupid. the stupidest thing i do every day is assume that just because you know how to renew your ip address without me spoonfeeding directions to you that you might have some sort of an idea of what you’re doing. guess i was wrong.
