oh dude, i forgot my own birthday again! well, not *my* birthday, but the spoony bard’s birthday! it was a month ago today! so like, there’s a bunch of more stuff at the store in case anyone every wanted to buy it now… i mean dude, we’ve only ever sold one shirt in like a year and a half! so yeah! the spoony bard turned 5 years old a month ago… FIVE YEARS OLD! i bet it’s a record dude, i dunno how many other people’s weird little translation pages are that old… do you? huh? do you?!?!
