so today i popped all the keys off my keyboard and rearranged them into the dvorak layout. this lasted all of 15 minutes before i got sick of looking at my keyboard and moved them all back. i do, however, think that doing this to someone would make a great practical joke.
in further news, yesterday i got an early birthday present from my perfect new wife and i’m really happy with it. it’s a reissue stepper and i’m really happy with it. my wife is better than your wife! hahahahaha!