i am gonna be off soon. i can’t wait. this guy right, he is being all rude and like an idiot to me. asking me how things happened and stuff. so here is how i try helping him out.
“can i get you to unplug the power cord from your cable modem?”
“how?”
“well you do it by unplugging the power cord from the modem.”
“what cord is that?”
“it’s the cord that looks like a power cord.”
is it this hard to understand? turns out his problem was that his cable modem was unplugged. yeah, that would do it. and he is sitting here complaining as his computer boots up about all we put him through. yes we sent a little goblin into your house to unplug your modem to confuse you. and at the end he is like “i wonder what happened?” oh wow! what a mystery! maybe you tripped on the cord without realizing it. maybe your dog tried humping it. maybe your fat ugly pig of a wife thought it was candy and tried to eat it! i don’t know how it got unplugged, you tell me! aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!