apparently i’m just jealous
i guess i’m just jealous of people who own a psp because i own a ds and claim to enjoy it. here’s some news: if i had wanted a psp, i would have bought one.
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my smell has not been made by the farts i have let but by the logs i have pooped
i think my body has decided to stop liking corn. maybe that’s it anyway. it shoots through me pretty fast tho, and when i don’t eat it i start crapping out solid again. the other […]
creepy posts
it’s not cool to make creepy comments and freak out my wife, because she is very special to me and i don’t like that sort of thing. so don’t do it anymore, ok? good.
you know what’s funny?
the funniest thing on earth is self important people who think they actually have something to say on their blog, when in reality everyone just laughs at how important they think they are. take me […]
a note to the elderly
if you are relatively old, do not buy an rca television. rca guide plus is an evil invention created with the sole purpose of confusing the elderly.