chicken butt

this is so weird… it happens so little that i’m really not sure what to do with myself.

i hate people who can’t do basic tasks in life like… you know… turn off their firewall.

i wish i had a belly so fat that when i walked around topless people thought it was a shirt.

look, you stupid old lady. i don’t care if you can’t get into your bridge game. that’s not my problem. and no one else here can help you either. deal with it.