everyone passes gas, pretty much every day too. sometimes they make a sound and sometimes they’re silent. once i had a whoosh of steady air just stream right out of my butt and it felt […]

so i had a pretty normal call today, the guy had a bad modem and he said he’d swap it tomorrow and it was all good, he wasn’t mad or anything, it was a pretty […]

why won’t they ever use the rhino as a villain in a spider-man movie? that would rock. he’s my favorite spidey villain but i just know he’s never going to be used. this makes me […]

it’s in the back of my mouth. it has a huge filling in it and the part that chipped was just a part outisde the filling and the filling didn’t fall out so it doesn’t […]

this guy just told me he uses windows 89. i dunno about some people… know know what else? i know who the guy is and he’s a dirty old pervert. how’s that for fun?