this is so weird… it happens so little that i’m really not sure what to do with myself.

i hate people who can’t do basic tasks in life like… you know… turn off their firewall.

i wish i had a belly so fat that when i walked around topless people thought it was a shirt.

look, you stupid old lady. i don’t care if you can’t get into your bridge game. that’s not my problem. and no one else here can help you either. deal with it.

what part of “we do not support that” do you not understand?