fartletter

everyone passes gas, pretty much every day too. sometimes they make a sound and sometimes they’re silent. once i had a whoosh of steady air just stream right out of my butt and it felt […]

the rhino

why won’t they ever use the rhino as a villain in a spider-man movie? that would rock. he’s my favorite spidey villain but i just know he’s never going to be used. this makes me […]